Oh my fuckin god, when ur mom knocks but doesn’t wait for a response to open the door! 

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Time to watch Donnie Darko for like the 468th time. 

At least it’s only the first time today. 

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It’s easy for someone to joke about scars if they’ve never been cut. William Shakespeare, Romeo & Juliet: Act 2, Scene 2 (via perfect)

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"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

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Whos gonna come smoke this blunt with me? 

Alright fuckers, more for me!

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