Oh my fuckin god, when ur mom knocks but doesn’t wait for a response to open the door!
Time to watch Donnie Darko for like the 468th time.
At least it’s only the first time today.
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.